Hauntingly Imperfect
July192014
9PM
July182014

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

SOMEONE SAID IT. The toilet thing, this is my pet peeve omg

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July132014

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

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July32014

Please, tell me more about how my cousins keep getting full rides to fancy colleges because of their “talent on the field and in the classroom” and getting apartments and stuff while I’m just sitting here with my arthritis fighting with a CUNY just to get a dorm room so I don’t have to spend four hours getting to and from school.

8PM

whatwouldshakespearedo:

electricbiblioklept:

Happy techentines day!

I LOVE THISSSS

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June302014

nethaca:

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

Look at all the kitties!

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June292014

Two summers ago I went to the MP3 experiment (run by Improv Everywhere) and left with a thin plastic sword.
Today my mother was sitting on the couch watching tv and my brother was asleep on the other couch. So obviously, I ran in screaming CHARGEEEEEEEEEEE and brandishing my sword. He didn’t wake up, she’s pissed, and I’m still cracking up.
Worth it.

9AM
“When I was your age, I would have put: ambitious, Wellesley graduate, daughter, Democrat, single. Ten years later not one of those five things turned up on my list. I was: journalist, feminist, New Yorker, divorced, funny. Today not one of those five things turns up in my list: writer, director, mother, sister, happy. Whatever those five things are for you today, they won’t make the list in ten years — not that you still won’t be some of those things, but they won’t be the five most important things about you. Which is one of the most delicious things available to women, and more particularly to women than to men. I think. It’s slightly easier for us to shift, to change our minds, to take another path. Yogi Berra, the former New York Yankee who made a specialty of saying things that were famously maladroit, quoted himself at a recent commencement speech he gave. “When you see a fork in the road,” he said, “take it.” Yes, it’s supposed to be a joke, but as someone said in a movie I made, don’t laugh this is my life, this is the life many women lead: two paths diverge in a wood, and we get to take them both. It’s another of the nicest things about being women; we can do that. Did I say it was hard? Yes, but let me say it again so that none of you can ever say the words, nobody said it was so hard. But it’s also incredibly interesting. You are so lucky to have that life as an option.” Wellesley Commencement Address 1996: Nora Ephron (via interweber)

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June282014

cuterthanaguineapig:

I have a deep connection to Emma Stone’s character in this scene.

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