Hauntingly Imperfect
October172014

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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Space: Coming home is basically like when you don’t sleep for two nights and try to function


Aka college

(via backstageleft)

October152014

Dear future me,

I hope you made it into the education program. The test is in about nine hours for me. I’m terrified. I couldn’t even write a two page paper I have due for lab in six hours. I stayed up too late after promising myself I wouldn’t do that tonight; and what’s worse is I have nothing to show for it. I have to wake up in four hours. The bags under my eyes grow with each passing day. I’m terrified of messing up. I want to teach kids; I can’t imagine myself in any other field. But if I mess this up I can’t do education until after grad school. And now I’m losing a lot of points for lab class. Don’t forget to wish me good luck; though only you know whether or not I need it.

Sincerely
2am on a big day past you

PS: If I manage to get accepted, at least this will be a great story.

October132014

soullesshusk:

am-memopad:

Celtic Knot (fast)

now just wait a fucking second

(Source: youtube.com, via lightingislife)

1PM

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

(via lightingislife)

October82014
October72014

queercommunist:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

THIS ISN’T IKEA.

(via the-theatre-ghost)

2AM

dajo42:

a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about life

a few years later the student learns to cast a corporeal patronus and it’s a squid. obviously

Luna?

(via the-theatre-ghost)

2AM

adventuresinlearning:

Ralph Tells a Story By Abby Hanlon

Summery:

Nothing ever happens to Ralph. So every day when it’s time to write stories, Ralph thinks really hard. He stares at his paper. He stares at the ceiling. But he has no stories! With the help of his classmates, Ralph realizes that a great story can be about something very little … and that maybe he really does have some stories to tell. Debut author/illustrator Abby Hanlon’s endearing text and charming watercolor and colored pencil illustrations prove that writing can be fun! This story works nicely with Lucy Calkins’ Writer’s Workshop model of teaching.

Quite Brilliant. After reading this story today, my class was able to generate over 100 story ideas in their writing journals! Very funny with great drawing and very clever questions. It really helps students think about where stories come from, which is everywhere. Perfect for students who think they don’t have any stories to tell.  Find here

Do you have any favorite stories about writing or what it means to be an author?

October42014

nellachronism:

naturepunk:

deducecanoe:

funnyordie:

via Official Redskins Name Change

I just reblog this every time I see it.

100% support. 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BONERCATS!

(via joshzytkiewicz)

October12014

Missing

Shit.
Okay, I went there and there
And there and there
And there and there
But at least I didn’t leave the building.
Fuck.
I never do this.
My whole life is there.
I put my whole life inside you.
And yet, unlike the misplaced sweater and cup of coffee from earlier today,
I cannot find you.
And now I have to pay for losing you.
You had my key, my money, my photo.
And I can’t replace you without having you.
Wallet, how could you.

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